BONGLYMPICS

all the worlds champions,
stand proudly on the podium
as crowds erupt in cheer.
the heroes clamp the medals with clammy hands
around their pulsating muscly necks.
they nod in silent comprehension
while shining their colgate teeth at the jeering jerks.
and taking a final bow
with gold medals hanging proudly;
one by one,
they choke themselves.
there is no I in team.